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Cronus x Reader At Least You Remember MeHe stared at his face that was reflected by the mirror and smiled. He did it. He finally did it.

" I'm..... I'm finally human..... Novw.. Novw she'll have to lowve me! "

He touched his face once more and accidently whiped some of the paint off. He growled in annoyance and looked at himself once more. " I need to make some more adjustments..... "

* BACK IN TIME! *

" VWHY! VWHY VWON'T YOU LOWVE ME!? " You flinched back in due to shock and sighed. " Once we complete the game, you will disapear forever! Besides! If we all do make it out alive! I don't think that intertwining the speices is a good idea! Rose and Kanaya may have already done it

Leave A MessageSherlock was galloping through his deductions when Lestrade’s phone rang.

“Hold on,” said Lestrade, and then paused. “That’s odd.”

He showed the display to John.

“Number withheld: please pass phone to Sherlock Holmes,” John read out.

“Don’t answer it!" shouted Sherlock.

John stared at him. “Is this something to do with Mycroft?”

Sherlock turned abruptly and strode away.

At the lab they bumped into Molly. Almost immediately her mobile rang.

“Um..?” she said gazing at the screen.

“Message for Sherlock Holmes?” asked John.

“Turn your p

Gamzee x YellowBlood!Reader NORMAL VISION!You are a yellow blood in this. More YouTube reffs. I know you like it, don't denniiieeeeeee.
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You sighed boredly as you were forced to stare at the computer screen. Karkat was forcing you to watch another one of his crappy RomComs. GOG! You wanted him to cull you now, to put you out of your misery.

You groaned in annoyance as Karkat shushed you.

" _____! Pay attention! This is the best part! "

No one dared to save you. They would only be pulled in to watch the movie becuase of Karkles.

The Knight of Causing Bordem.

" Is it almost done yetttttt? "

" _____, it's still in

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“You what?” Your voice was starting to hit a register so high that only dogs heard.

“I may have…let slip to…a certain person that you happen t

Hetalia Writing Meme 9Choose 10 characters:

1. Russia
2. Japan
3. Canada
4. Lithuania
5. Britain
6. France
7. Greece
8. Prussia
9. Belarus
10. America

1) You wake up and open your eyes, immediately you see [6] before your eyes. What do you do?

France: *leaning over me a bit, smiling flirtatiously as always* Ah~ Bonjour, mon cher~ Did you sleep well?
Me: *not amused*.....Francis....What the FrUK are you doing in my room?
France: Honhonhon~ I 'eard you mumbling in your sleep, and decided to check it out. Some'zing about wanting your boyfriend to--
Me: *blushing hard, though thoroughly pissed off* You have 5 seconds to get out of here, before I frickin' murder yo

ForesightDebra Mae was an astonishingly good programmer.

Her code always worked correctly the first time, and she never missed a deadline. Her workspace was immaculate, but curiously devoid of personal effects. No framed pictures, no toys, just her small collection of pens lined up according to color and an inbox for the occasional old-school paper input.

Her computer was equally immaculate. Nothing extra on her desktop, no stray icons. If one peeked at her browser history there’d be nothing there but work-related google searches and company stuff.

She dressed neatly but very plainly. I suspected she had four dresses in her wardrobe an

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-Genial-dijo Mordecai
-Me dijeron que tenía un pequeño defecto, pero fue gratis, así que lo tome.
-Te amo Rigby
-¡Wow!

Mordecai y Rigby confesaron su amor el uno para el otro, se abrazaron y se dieron un beso de forma muy apasionada, pasaron el mejor momento de sus vidas.

-Desearía que esto volviera a repetirse- dijo Mordecai
-Tengo la solución- dijo Rigby

Rigby acciono su máquina del tiempo y regresó minutos atrás antes que Mordecai le confesara su amor.

-Mira, Mordecai, compre esta nueva máquina del

Morby al reves, es decir, MarleenMargaret y Eileen se encontraban trabajando en la cafetería, pero como no había ningún alma alrededor empezaron a conversar.

-¿Quieres ir a mi departamento esta noche a jugar?- dijo Eileen
-No puedo esta noche, voy a ir a ver a Mordecai en el parque ahorita y lo voy a invitar a salir
-¿En serio?- dijo Eileen en un tono molesto

Eileen sabía que Mordecai el arrendajo era un chico cualquiera, que por más que saliera Margaret con él nunca se fijaría en su mejor amiga, solo la hacía pasar malos ratos por demostrar que ella existía para el plumífero.

-No vayas co

Where Did Indigo?blue Violet Green.

yellow Red: "Orange?"

60 For 60: The Boscombe Valley MysteryWhen I first began sharing lodgings with Holmes, I thought he had no interest in literature. I soon discovered this was not the case.

He was so enthusiastic about George Meredith’s work that he accepted an invitation to a function Meredith was attending.

“A fascinating man,” Holmes told me later. “His friend Conan Doyle was most offhand with me though.”

A Welcome Letter From DeathHello Claude.
I hope this letter finds you well. In fact I'm certain it will. See, you've managed to escape my icy grip once again, Claude. And I'm not pleased about that. Not one iota. That's the third time you've cheated me this month.
But I digress.
I'm not writing this letter to chastise you, Claude. Not at all. In fact, if anything, I should be congratulating you. It's rare indeed that someone of your ..... shall we say "intellect" ..... one-ups the Grand Reaper himself. (And remember, not just once; not twice; but three ..... count 'em ..... THREE times!) That's one highly impressive feat.
But in all seriousness, Claude. How DO you do it? I've tried to figure it out. I've watched and rewatched the video feeds; I've played them forwards, I've played them backwards; I've sped them up, I've slowed them down; I've run through them frame-by-oafish-frame and I just. Can't. Figure it out!
Now, the first time? I can understand that. I mean it happens all the time. Guy goes out with his f

TonyXReader: Texting Before TraningI saw someone do something like this with Marvel before and see what it's like.I'm testing this out All rights belong to that person who started this.
8:19 am Monday May 16th 2013
Tony: Ok, So what I'm gonna be bored for 6hrs?

You: Hey do you want me not to join shield?

Tony: Um, no I like you here and you're the only one who can calm Royal pants down and the Jolly green giant. But I don't see why I can't get you home schooled.

You: ?_? Now you wanna keep me hidden to yourself?

Tony: That would be nice, Besides it's great here.

You: Hey I didn't know I was talking to Loki! And when were you capable to have a Girlfriend with out having one nighters?
8:26 AM

Tony: -Sniffle- Well I'm sorry "Natasha"

You: Damn you beat me on that one.

Tony: Hurrah!

You: Great now you're Thor.

Tony: I bet I can hammer you better than he can.

You: Tony... Still not sleeping with you.

Merida And The Princess DollMerida and the Princess Doll
By John Paul Dodds

As the cameras stopped rolling, Mickey Mouse came dancing out of the eponymously named House of Mouse.
Some primal mouse instinct warned him and he jumped back a second before a pair of hands reached out of the bush to grab him. “C'mere ye lying wee rodent, ye”. The heavy Scots brogue was instantly recognisable. Mickey backed up as a rather peeved looking Merida clambered out of the bush she'd been hiding in. “Errr... Hi... M...M...Merida”, Mickey mumbled, trying and failing to sound his normal, cheery self. “Err... What can I do for you”, he sounded b

60 For 60: The Man with the Twisted LipSoon after our marriage, Mary’s friend Mrs Isa Whitney came to tea. A delightful but shy and easily embarrassed young woman.

I overheard as she left: “He’s so like my brother. And not only because they share the name James!”

“It matters not,” I laughed later with my tender-hearted wife. “Henceforth, in front of Mrs Whitney, James I shall be.”

1. I will not poke Hufflepuffs1. I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor will I insist that their House colors indicate that they are "covered in
bees".
2. No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.
3. "I've heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.
4. Putting up Doug Henning posters in Filch's office is not appropriate.
5. I will not go to class skyclad.
6. The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.
7. I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "I told you I was hardcore".
8. I will stop referring to showering as "giving Moaning Myrtle an

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What Orihime does at 2AM

by ~Ulquihime-sucks, Dec 13, 2009, 1:33:16 PM
Literature / Prose / Fiction / Humor

Orihime wouldn't shut up one day. She missed Ichigo, or the strawberry too much. None of the arrancars could sleep and they all yelled at Ulquiorra which made him angry. At 2 AM when Orihime was having a fit, Ulquiorra walked in and told her to shut up or he'll shove a pillow down her throat. Orihime thought he was really mean so she slapped him

Ulquiorra got angrier with her and then beat her with Nnoitra.
Nnoitra got mad and killed Orihime.

Ichigo noticed he was too late to save his love so he commited soulreapersuicide in front of Rukia and Renji.
He swore he'd kill Ulquiorra with his godmood hollowmask.
Even though hes dead, with Orihime now.

The soul society fell apart.

Except for Hitsu cuz hes cool.

What Orihime does at 2AMby ~Ulquihime-sucks

Literature / Prose / Fiction / Humor

This is what happens. :c

omg read ulquiprincess-sucks story too yo.
Its awesome. ;D

Bleach is (c) Tite Kubo lol.

!Painmistress Jan 24, 2013 Hobbyist General Artist

I was laughing at this.

!CockatielLover Dec 12, 2010 Student Digital Artist

_{This story made me happy.

_{_{Though I think Ichigo is cool. B)

_{And should ttly belong to Rukia.}}}

GO HITSU- /shotdeadforbeingaHitsufangirl}

!Kruescen Jul 16, 2010

Ohoho, This fic pure gold.

It makes people feel ALOT better after reading it.

Yes, "SUCKY" doesnt even begin to describe the horridness of Ulquihime. In fact, this trashy pairing is what massacred my original good feelings about orihime.

Strangely, Ichihime is still likable.

~Ulquihime-sucks Jul 18, 2010

Thanks even tho this is just a crackfic LOL. But thanks. ^^

Idk I just don't like Ulquihime, but whoever does, then it's cool. xD I know that Ulquiorra and Orihime have a connection but..it's just not too powerful to be 'love' in my opinion. but hey, whatever they like to draw. :3

I like ichihime because they fit together well. XD And Orihime even said she loved Ichigo. :3

~XD-eviltoast-XD Dec 15, 2009 Student Traditional Artist

lol

~ULQUIPRINCESS-SUCKS Dec 13, 2009

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Marry me.

~Ulquihime-sucks Dec 13, 2009

Already done. ;D

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